Snowden Limericks

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Edward Snowden

Snowden Limericks

The Oath

All government employees are required to vow to uphold the Constitution of the United States, the fourth amendment of which reads: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Though Ed laid bare his institution
And Barack demands full prosecution
It must too be told:
They’d both sworn to uphold
The fourth right in that great constitution.


The CCC

“He did it for personal gain
And merits no praise” they maintain:
“He’s no whistle blower
And couldn’t sink lower”
— the Corruption Concealment Campaign.


Government Doesn’t Function as intended in a Surveillance State

If your honor lets Sprint and Yahoo
report daily on all that we do
It’s assuredly not
ill conceived to ask “What
Does the GCHQ have on you?”

New free online seminar: Rhetoric, the art of persuasive language.

Seminar to start in January 2012

Rhetoric — the art of persuasive language, both written and spoken. Topics may vary but emphasis will be upon vindicating and validating the unaffiliated, out-of-the-loop scholar and organization. Projects will include papers, lectures and debates and selected products will be published.

The theme: Academics should be judged by their works, not their degrees.

Will take place in a the Moodle classroom http://dormschool.everlearning.org.uk/course/view.php?id=3 and through periodic teleconferencing.

Duration: To be determined.

  1. One predominant aspect of this class will be the study, analysis and appreciation of the work of the great orators of the past century.
  2. Rhetorical devices will be covered though their use in context will be given greater emphasis than labels and taxonomy.
  3. Participants will present papers, probably with tendentious and disputatious themes. These will be critiqued and polished by the class.
  4. Debates, interviews and lectures inspired by the papers presented will be scheduled with online conferencing. Commentary and suggestions will be offered by the class.
  5. Steps 3 and 4 above may be repeated as many times as subjects and interest arise.
  6. There may be some incidental study of the dribble and detritus commonly generated in the moribund wastes of established academia. This is not to imply that such works dominate in academia, only that they exist and proliferate.

The criticism and rejection by scholars of out-of-the loop learning is commonly based on the claim (often valid) that erudition, perspicuity and general scholarship are lacking outside of institutions of higher learning. In this class we will attempt to produce works that belie that misconception and will practice oratory skills with which the uncollegian can convincingly discredit and rebut the dismissive and disparaging prejudicial claims of mainstream academics.

 

Organized by Abacus Ed.

For further information contact:

info(at)everlearning.org.uk

The Role of Language in Alternative Higher Education

Spoken and written language reveals instantly to anyone familiar with dialects, accents and erudition a great deal about the speaker/writer.   This is particularly true in academia, though American academics tend to be anomalously careless in that regard.  In the effort to establish a viable and reputable alternative to mainstream university study, the use of highly polished spoken and written language must be a priority.  Fortunately (or perhaps unfortunately) this is easier than it sounds as  the unscripted language of American academics can so often be easily improved upon.

 

From SAT ACT TOEFL College Prep English Practice:

Spoken Language in the USA

Though Standard Edited English is, for all practical purposes, the same in America as it is anywhere else, American scholars seem to stray further from the written standard in their speech than does the rest of the academic world. Even highly educated professors in the US, noticeably more than their foreign counterparts, tend  toward an informal and generally very sloppy form of English that would require a great deal of editing to become acceptable on any college paper. It seems that most British, German, French, Swedish, Danish scholars speak flavors of English that are much closer to acceptable edited prose. It’s hard to know exactly why Americans are so slovenly in their speech, but this auditory environment certainly explains why American students have such difficulty mastering standard written English.

A case in point: In a DVD accompanying an Astronomy text, a number of  eminent astronomers (who shall remain nameless) gave short presentations on and explanations of astronomical phenomena.  In this video, SAT errors were committed frequently by the American astronomers, far more than by the Belgian, Danish or British scientists. That scholars in the US appear to put little effort into polishing their informal spoken language is very evident in these examples and its absence in a work that is presented as an example to students is particularly distressing.

Everyone makes mistakes in speaking. Elsewhere in the academic world however, it is not at all uncommon to hear a speaker straying briefly down an ungrammatical path, becoming aware of the problem and making an instantaneous correction.  But in the US, speakers charge ruthlessly,  unabashedly and remorselessly on, callously  mangling and mutilating their spoken language with unconscionable, indiscriminate abandon and utterly without embarrassment or contrition.

The author goes on to adduce examples from the Astronomy DVD.

It is very easy for academics to dismiss the work of out-of-the-loop scholars as amateurish and worthy only of disdain and contempt.  However, the ignominy and opprobrium directed at the uncollegian and unaffiliated everlearner is far more difficult to take seriously if the level of language and of scholarship equals or indeed surpasses that of the establishment academic.  Let’s keep this in mind as alternative higher education continues to make its mark, publish its papers and establish a reputation of its own.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ken Robinson on Changing Education Paradigms

This is a delightful presentation by Sir Ken Robinson on what schools are and what they should be.

 

 

Certificates from online courses at MIT

This NY Times article presents the next step in MIT’s online offerings: The certificate.

This is wonderfull! this is what the modern uncollegian needs. No doubt there will be opposition for other institutions but it’s an idea whose time has come and who can argue with MIT?

MIT Open Courseware has been providing free online access to courses for some time.

Feature photo.

MITx to offer certificates for online study.

MIT announces a new online learning initiative, internally called MITx, which combines research, technical innovation and new online learning opportunities.

Other Free University Resources Online.

 

 

 

Collaborative learning outside the classroom — an excerpt from a lecture by Stephen Fry

Fry speaks on learning outside the classroom with fellow students in a collaborative homeschooling (or dormschooling) environment.

Welcome fellow EverLearners

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